BasketBrawl.US - Pacers vs Pistons NBA Brawl Video

"With 45 seconds to play out of the final quarter of Friday nights Detroit Pistons v Indiana Pacers game at the Palace of Auburn Hills an altercation between Ben Wallace and Ron Artest broke out on middle court."

This site has the whole lowdown: videos, photos, links to news stories on the fisticuffs, everything.

Sure, that little slap fight made for some bitching TV, but I don't think they went far enough with it. I vote for giving those glandular misfits some machetes and 2x4s with rusty nails poking out the ends. Every week, no holds barred, mano y mano.

Not only would it get the best ratings ever, it would provide basic TV with some desperately needed quality programming AND demonstrate excellent role-modeling for today's disaffected urban youth.

C'mon. It has 'win-win' written all over it.