United Church of Christ News Release: SpongeBob welcomed by UCC

SpongeBob meets with the Rev. John H. Thomas, the UCC's general minister and president, in his office. Explains Thomas, "No matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, SpongeBob, you're welcome here."

"SpongeBob goes to church

Despite being spurned by James Dobson's Focus on the Family for being too 'tolerant' and especially for holding hands with a starfish, SpongeBob knows 'all are welcome' in the UCC. Read the full story."

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Dobson, you and your crew have been officially pwnd by the UCC and Jesus. Boo-yah!