Pastor accused of rape plunges to his death. Yessir. Definitely an accident.

Some dude from the congregation was there and 'witnessed the tragic accident.' Sounds good to me, and apparently the FBI and The Laughing Quaker (HA! HA!) are cool with it too, nothing to see here, citizens...

"PORTERVILLE, Calif. -- A clergyman awaiting trial on charges of raping two teenage sisters plunged 400 feet to his death in Sequoia National Park, and federal authorities were investigating Tuesday whether he fell, jumped or was pushed." (more) Pastor accused of rape plunges to his death

(via FARK)