5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting

Man, I'm guilty of the overquoting.
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"3. 'Sideways' -- You're not drinking any Merlot. We've got it. Shut the fuck up and go back to drinking whatever 2 Buck Chuck you were swilling down before this movie made you the world's eminent authority on enjoying wine. Furthermore, talking about wine at all is completely inane and pointless, a topic of conversation reserved only for the most insecure, pretentious assholes on the planet. Who gives a fuck if you can taste a 'flutter of' oak or nutmeg or fucking Jolly Ranchers. I don't give a shit. There should only be two acceptable words for describing wine: 'Good' and 'Bad'. That's it, there's no need to give us a wordy description of the flavors, aromas and childhood memories the wine 'evokes' for you. It's just booze - drink enough of it to dull that nagging feeling that you're an annoying douche, and shut up already." (the other 4 at link) blagg blogg: 5 Movies I Wish People Would Stop Quoting